IC inbox for Kaisou

[switchaxe]

WIP

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[switchaxe]

took a lot outta me, but yeah I did.

wait

what do you mean "headed up in van"

[guardianreaper]

GPS says we get there in 2 days.

But Vel’s driving, so cut that in half.

[switchaxe]

jesus fucking christ who let Vel drive. and why are you guys comin' up from Florida?!

[guardianreaper]

She wanted to, and Randy Orlando respects women’s choices.

[Translation: Nobody dared to say no.]

There’s a rumor on the street that zealots keep getting sent to Kaisou, and not comin’ back. Call a man intrigued.

[switchaxe]

your phone ain't Order, right?

[guardianreaper]

C’mon, give a man a little credit.

You think I’m gonna arrange all my booty calls without a burner?

[switchaxe]

I did not need to know that man. but yeah, there's a reason they ain't comin' back

[guardianreaper]

Sounds like the Kaisou team’s been busy.

We thought you’d want some back up.

[switchaxe]

back up? like

shit

you wanna help?

[guardianreaper]

Can’t say I’d be opposed to new management.

Upper brass has been on my case lately. Figured it’s about time they get their just desserts.

[switchaxe]

shit

[Ash needs a moment. Holy shit.]

I ain't Albarea or in the Order but fuck man I ain't complainin'. nice to know there's some decent people still left in that hellhole

[Dickson still stings.]

[guardianreaper]

[there's a small grenade in there that randy isn't ready to unpack yet]

[it's fine]

Hey now, don't get too ahead of yourself. Randy Orlando is forever the picture of degeneracy.

[switchaxe]

yeah and also the picture of a man who'll fuck you up if you fuck with his

teach