[Ash doesn't respond right away, as he needs a good three minutes to lose his shit over how cute Pat is and oh no that's kinda sexy if he thinks about it he has a crush on a literally bunny boy help he's gay.
This explains so much about the past couple of months and I hate that I didn't connect any dots since I was stuck on the first couple of things I got smacked with.
Also it couldn't be seen in the pic but I have a tail now too...
5/3
[I'm sure that's a fine and totally not alarming text to receive given the past couple of days.]
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did that one pretty boy fucker do something? do I need to kick someone's ass?
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Not unless we somehow got a way to get our hands on that fucker who cursed us back in March.
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With rabbit ears.]
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Anyway.]
well. shit.
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Also it couldn't be seen in the pic but I have a tail now too...
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no shit. you okay?
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And he's just going to faceplant onto the couch.]
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Patpat Pat's head.]
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He doesn't really feel like it right now.
So he's absolutely going to lean into the contact.]
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[A beat.]
... And you can touch the ears, if you want.
[Nobody else has been allowed to, but he doesn't mind it from Ash.]
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Shit, they're soft.
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Mm... that feels nice.
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