IC inbox for Kaisou

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I hate everything right now.

[I'm sure that's a fine and totally not alarming text to receive given the past couple of days.]

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uh

did that one pretty boy fucker do something? do I need to kick someone's ass?

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No, he didn't do anything, you don't need to kick anyone's ass.

Not unless we somehow got a way to get our hands on that fucker who cursed us back in March.

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fuck. what happened?

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[And the only reply is an attached selfie of a very irritated-looking Pat.

With rabbit ears.]

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[Ash doesn't respond right away, as he needs a good three minutes to lose his shit over how cute Pat is and oh no that's kinda sexy if he thinks about it he has a crush on a literally bunny boy help he's gay.

Anyway.]

well. shit.

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This explains so much about the past couple of months and I hate that I didn't connect any dots since I was stuck on the first couple of things I got smacked with.

Also it couldn't be seen in the pic but I have a tail now too...

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[Oh no. Cute? Is he allowed to find this cute? When it isn't upsetting Pat, anyway?]

no shit. you okay?

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I'll get over it, I'm just annoyed and being melodramatic about it.

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wanna come over and scream into a pillow or something?

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Yes please

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door's open when you get here.

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[Yeah, it doesn't take him long to get there, and he just goes right in.

And he's just going to faceplant onto the couch.]

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[Ash, who's busy on his laptop, just reaches over and.

Patpat Pat's head.]

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[... he could fight the rabbit brain on this one, but.

He doesn't really feel like it right now.

So he's absolutely going to lean into the contact.]

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This okay?

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More than, honestly.

[A beat.]

... And you can touch the ears, if you want.

[Nobody else has been allowed to, but he doesn't mind it from Ash.]

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[Yep petting the ears--]

Shit, they're soft.

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[And he lets out a content little noise at Ash petting the ears.]

Mm... that feels nice.

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Yeah? Want me to try ear scritches?

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Yes, please.

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[And he does just that, watching Pat's reaction.]

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[... Oh. Oh, that feels really nice. Pat leans into the ear scritches with a quiet, content noise.]

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[Yep just. gonna keep doing that yeah. No worries.]

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That feels really good.