IC inbox for Kaisou

[switchaxe]

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[switchaxe]

[What the hell?]

fucker in my head couldn't kill me, nothin' will. sup Orlando?

[guardianreaper]

[don’t worry]

[it’s just a tiny coup]

[as a treat]

Glad to hear it. Heard you got out. Proud of ya, kid.

Word on the street is that something interesting’s goin’ down in Kaisou. Few of us from Florida are headed up in a van.

[switchaxe]

took a lot outta me, but yeah I did.

wait

what do you mean "headed up in van"

[guardianreaper]

GPS says we get there in 2 days.

But Vel’s driving, so cut that in half.

[switchaxe]

jesus fucking christ who let Vel drive. and why are you guys comin' up from Florida?!

[guardianreaper]

She wanted to, and Randy Orlando respects women’s choices.

[Translation: Nobody dared to say no.]

There’s a rumor on the street that zealots keep getting sent to Kaisou, and not comin’ back. Call a man intrigued.

[switchaxe]

your phone ain't Order, right?

[guardianreaper]

C’mon, give a man a little credit.

You think I’m gonna arrange all my booty calls without a burner?

[switchaxe]

I did not need to know that man. but yeah, there's a reason they ain't comin' back

[guardianreaper]

Sounds like the Kaisou team’s been busy.

We thought you’d want some back up.

[switchaxe]

back up? like

shit

you wanna help?

[guardianreaper]

Can’t say I’d be opposed to new management.

Upper brass has been on my case lately. Figured it’s about time they get their just desserts.

[switchaxe]

shit

[Ash needs a moment. Holy shit.]

I ain't Albarea or in the Order but fuck man I ain't complainin'. nice to know there's some decent people still left in that hellhole

[Dickson still stings.]

[guardianreaper]

[there's a small grenade in there that randy isn't ready to unpack yet]

[it's fine]

Hey now, don't get too ahead of yourself. Randy Orlando is forever the picture of degeneracy.

[switchaxe]

yeah and also the picture of a man who'll fuck you up if you fuck with his

teach